In Bill Cosby voice: "You see, the children love the puddin' and they shovel it into their face with the spoon and then they smile!"
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
Try Costo's tapioca. Thick and sweet. My kids call it fish eyes.