Armed and dangerous, be on the look out.

[BPTactical]

Listen- the cat DID IT dammit

[SideShow Bob]

Listen- the cat DID IT dammit

Bert speaks from experience, he is a long time cat owner, so if Bert says the cat pulled the trigger the cat must be guilty.

P.S. Your edited version is much better, the last paragraph flows with the preceeding ones.

[68Charger]

Listen- the cat DID IT dammit

so the cat did a bad trigger job on the Kel-Tec?
hmm, you may have something there...

[BPTactical]

so the cat did a bad trigger job on the Kel-Tec?

Not this cat, he's a purrrrfectionist