Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
As we're all making jokes, the poor guy is probably cursing us sitting on the can right now....spreading 'graffiti' all over the back side
Naw, after 5 visits to the "library" at work I think I was finally finished (and tender).

On a side note, when I came back to work on Tuesday (was off for 2 weeks for hunting), I saw an eMail from our Facility Manager warning folks to use the toilet seat covers for the near future. It turns out that a co-worker went to do his business and received "severe burns" on his buttocks from the toilet sea. When it got reported to the Fac. Mgr, he looked in the bathroom cleaning closet and found the cleaning folks had been using a product to clean the bathroom - including the toilet seats - that was clearly labeled "Corrosive. Avoid contact with skin as this product will cause severe permanent injury". Gotta love it. I guess I know what burns his @$$ now!

As for the "Occupy" folks... Even my corn filled poop would be too good for them.