Close
Page 263 of 2184 FirstFirst ... 1632132532582592602612622632642652662672682733133637631263 ... LastLast
Results 2,621 to 2,630 of 21836

Thread: Funny pictures

  1. #2621
    Witness Protection Reject rondog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Parker, CO
    Posts
    8,285
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Remember the Denver Post front page picture of the guy in jean shorts sitting in front of his home that was ruined by a fire, and it looked like you could see his nuts up his shorts? I'll try to find it.
    Yeah, I remember that! Instant celebrity! Lewis & Floorwax even set him up with a booth at the next Hawgfest selling roasted peanuts, "(name)'s Hot Nuts" or something like that. After much scrutiny, the newspaper's official story was that it was actually a shadow of his thumb. Sure looked like one of the twins peeking out to me though.

  2. #2622
    Gong Shooter MattR's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    STATESVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA
    Posts
    410

    Default

    <a href=http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/48/obama_money.gif target=_blank>http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...bama_money.gif</a>

  3. #2623
    COAR SpecOps Team Leader theGinsue's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Colo Spr
    Posts
    21,806
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    I'm glad you asked, because I didn't want to be called a dumbass! I saw the face on the left, but didn't know if that was the "punchline" or if there was something else that I wasn't seeing.
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBear View Post
    HA!! I copied the picture and blew it up trying to see what was in the red circle... I feel like a dumbass....
    Looks like you gents and I are all in the same boat. I saw the face and thought "Hmm, someone stuck their face in the picture. I wonder what the interesting thing is here."
    Ginsue - Admin
    Proud Infidel Since 1965

    "You can't spell genius without Ginsue." -Ray1970, Apr 2020

    Ginsue's Feedback

  4. #2624
    Sig Fantastic Ronin13's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Arvada, CO
    Posts
    10,268

    Default

    Yeah, I'm not a big fan of cats... for the dog lovers:
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

  5. #2625
    Grand Master Know It All OneGuy67's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Denver, CO
    Posts
    2,502

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Okay, I was just relaying info I was given by an NCO during .50 cal training... They said that "According to the Geneva Conventions it is illegal to target personnel with a .50 cal, but you're okay to target their equipment so aim for their canteen. Intent vs result." So maybe this was an instance where perhaps I was given wrong information...
    That has been the rumor since I went to basic in 1985. Never saw anything in writing about it.
    “Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred. He is willing to risk his life in its defense and is conscious that he gains protection while he gives it.” Andrew Jackson

    A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

    That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

  6. #2626
    Cool Guy Title airborneranger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    Leavenworth, KS
    Posts
    1,011

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by OneGuy67 View Post
    That has been the rumor since I went to basic in 1985. Never saw anything in writing about it.
    You, sir, are correct. It is all bullshit. I remember hearing this story from a lawyer when I was in the officer basic course. This same lawyer insisted that 5.56 rounds tumbled in the air!

  7. #2627
    Grand Master Know It All OneGuy67's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Denver, CO
    Posts
    2,502

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by airborneranger View Post
    You, sir, are correct. It is all bullshit. I remember hearing this story from a lawyer when I was in the officer basic course. This same lawyer insisted that 5.56 rounds tumbled in the air!
    Heard that one too! Later, it was explained to me that the round tumbled in the body and that was what was meant by it.
    “Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred. He is willing to risk his life in its defense and is conscious that he gains protection while he gives it.” Andrew Jackson

    A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

    That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

  8. #2628
    Sig Fantastic Ronin13's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Arvada, CO
    Posts
    10,268

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by OneGuy67 View Post
    Heard that one too! Later, it was explained to me that the round tumbled in the body and that was what was meant by it.
    That's why our former adversary- the Pinko-Commie Soviets- changed from the 7.62x39 to the 5.45x39- instead of punching through (like the 7.62) it tumbles and is cited for causing more fatal damage in testing.
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

  9. #2629
    Sig Fantastic Ronin13's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Arvada, CO
    Posts
    10,268

    Default

    Airborneranger,
    I saw this just now posted on FB and immediately thought of you...

    I know, it's not smart to poke fun at an LTC, but airborne jokes are funny!
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

  10. #2630
    Thinks Rambo Was A Wussy Ranger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Southwest Denver
    Posts
    1,582

    Default

    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •