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    Default Never go full retard!

    I saw these a few weeks ago at Red Rocks in the parking lot before a concert, and thought they looked dumb, but then I saw it this morning- While driving in Lakewood, on a girl...

    WTF? What is this all about anyway? Why are mustaches so "cool" now? I don't find it cute, or funny, it only makes the person look retarded... and not a little bit, full retard. What's that line from Tropic Thunder? "You never go full retard!" And girls with fake (one hopes) mustaches? Do they want to be men? What next, do they want to pee standing up too?
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Do they want to be men? What next, do they want to pee standing up too?
    They already do...

    http://www.amazon.com/Whiz-Freedom-P.../dp/B001DTRVTK

    Sorry can't upload the pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    They already do...

    http://www.amazon.com/Whiz-Freedom-P.../dp/B001DTRVTK

    Sorry can't upload the pic.
    Beat me to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    They already do...

    http://www.amazon.com/Whiz-Freedom-P.../dp/B001DTRVTK

    Sorry can't upload the pic.
    hahahahaha that's fukin awesome!!! Now I know what's in those big purses at the bar!

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    Goofy hipsters ... can't tell the difference between "Ironic" and "Retarded".
    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

    "Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    "Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people."
    -Penn Jillette

    A World Without Guns <- Great Read!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    They already do...

    http://www.amazon.com/Whiz-Freedom-P.../dp/B001DTRVTK

    Sorry can't upload the pic.
    Sweet merciful Jesus!

    Quote Originally Posted by Zundfolge View Post
    F***ing idiot hipsters ... can't tell the difference between "Ironic" and "Retarded".
    Fixed for you... SMH.
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    She is hot though

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    My daughters think those things are cool - they are 11 and 9 so I think it is ok for them.

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    Ronin, given the title to this thread and your avatar........................yes, its that obvious
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

    Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...

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    Stache or not, I'd hit that (girl in the pic).

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