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    Gong Shooter
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    God, hilarious, thanks all. No well, the past 4 months I've been on the hunt, and I meet someone, but they aren't there when I go back, or are married, so Im getting pissed off and No, I was like- WTF why aren't they emailing me????? Because in real life if I was talking or hitting on 4 or 5 SINGLE chicks, I'd get 2 of em. You know, I thought, god, this is BETTER than real life, I'm going to be FLOODED with all these babes, what am I going to do, I'd better stop messaging them because I can't handle 3 at once (STFU please).

    I got one cougar emailing me back, then nothing...its like-WTF????

    So I looked up "why aren't girls answering me on dating sites" and found a thread where guys said the same thing as I was experiencing. (only THEY are loosers-LOL) So its like, damn, this is not happening, and got pissed, and was in some bizarre kind of male solidarity thing after reading that site, like, this is happening to 'all' of us, lets TAKE BACK OUR POWER!!
    (NOT A HOMO THING!@!)
    I was really pissed off.

    Ok, and I have someone lined up in real life, but she may be hooked up, I'll find out in a couple weeks. Another one is like a Goth babe, but I didn't grab here right away, and now she's never there, she was no net just meeting her for a few minutes. I was going after someone else that day though, but she ended up being married, and was going to go talk to her again, but didn't -big mistake, (well the tattoo freaks me out a bit)...

    I just need a target rich environment and nature will take its course, but online dating is NOT the real world, I was just saying that. Eh, hot girls don't always have guys, you know. But yea, stay away from Eastern Europeans.

    And hey, I'm a Boulder gun guy, not a normal 'Boulder guy'. Boulder is pretty impossible even when I was a 'liberal'. I never really fit in, and I never liked hairy girls, god that was freaky. I mean, that can make you go impy for a month or so. Girls do develop a weird 'Boulder Aura' around them, like some kind of force field. Its really freaky. Then, you meet a REAL woman, and its like Volkswagen beetle vs a Ferrari. LIke, Oh, THAT's a FEMALE, Oh )@#)#$))#(*@#$%# Boulder @(#*&$((@_)_#)))##!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocktot View Post
    Ok, and I have someone lined up in real life, but she may be hooked up, I'll find out in a couple weeks.

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    Definitively Not A Gong Shooter
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    This dude is one hell of a troll. Pay the troll toll dude.

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    He's from Boulder...... The women he has to choose from, are also from Boulder...... Still though, my dipshit retarded brother was even able to pull females... Are you fugly or something? Got moles? Smell like something died in your trousers? Do you have all your teeth? If it is just one of the ones mentioned, you can luckily get it fixed with money. If you just suck with women... get cats.
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
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    Well, all of you 'Online Dating VIRGINS' wanna laugh and make jokes, but there is a tremendous injustice going on out there. I don't like being CASTRATED by females online. I EMAILED 7 OR 8 HOT BABES AND THEY ALL LOOKED AT MY SITE, BUT DID NOT ANSWER BACK. There is no way I am going to strike out THAT BAD in real life. Its just in real life you don't meet 7 or 8 HOT BABES in like 4 hours.

    This is about ONLINE DATING, NOT REAL LIFE! Its a different world.

    Adawg38: I don't know HOW you could do this for 4 months unless your a sadist. I emailed all the girls I liked on there like 20 or so, there aren't any left, and they are not like signing up by the dozen every day. Which site did you use? The girls can be fake, I remember this was big on craigslist a while back, (same thing though) and God forbid you ask for a 'White European Girl Only'-man THAT got more email than anything,


    Alright enough, I'm OVER my online dating nightmare, so just as a warning to you frustrated single guys: It probably ain't gonna work out.

    AND YOU 'OTHER' GUYS STOP PMing ME AND ASKING ME OUT!! IT'S NOT A HOMO THING! I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF CAR YOU HAVE!!


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    Are you actually trying to DATE these women, or are you just trying to get them in bed?

    The majority of girls I know who have turned to "online dating" aren't looking for a f*&$ and run.

    If that's what you are into, I'm pretty sure there are adult dating sites simply for that type of thing.
    Whenever my wife asks me why I never wear pants around the house I simply remind her:

    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” - Winston Churchill

    The truth wears NO pants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mevshooter View Post
    Are you actually trying to DATE these women, or are you just trying to get them in bed?

    The majority of girls I know who have turned to "online dating" aren't looking for a f*&$ and run.

    If that's what you are into, I'm pretty sure there are adult dating sites simply for that type of thing.
    Yeah or the old fashion places like hmmm a bar?

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    You're doing it wrong. It can be done. I would know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    Yeah or the old fashion places like hmmm a bar?
    The modern "lady killers" tend to be cheap and don't want to pay for the alcohol.
    Whenever my wife asks me why I never wear pants around the house I simply remind her:

    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” - Winston Churchill

    The truth wears NO pants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocktot View Post
    Well, all of you 'Online Dating VIRGINS' wanna laugh and make jokes, but there is a tremendous injustice going on out there. I don't like being CASTRATED by females online. I EMAILED 7 OR 8 HOT BABES AND THEY ALL LOOKED AT MY SITE, BUT DID NOT ANSWER BACK. There is no way I am going to strike out THAT BAD in real life. Its just in real life you don't meet 7 or 8 HOT BABES in like 4 hours.

    This is about ONLINE DATING, NOT REAL LIFE! Its a different world.

    Adawg38: I don't know HOW you could do this for 4 months unless your a sadist. I emailed all the girls I liked on there like 20 or so, there aren't any left, and they are not like signing up by the dozen every day. Which site did you use? The girls can be fake, I remember this was big on craigslist a while back, (same thing though) and God forbid you ask for a 'White European Girl Only'-man THAT got more email than anything,


    Alright enough, I'm OVER my online dating nightmare, so just as a warning to you frustrated single guys: It probably ain't gonna work out.

    AND YOU 'OTHER' GUYS STOP PMing ME AND ASKING ME OUT!! IT'S NOT A HOMO THING! I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF CAR YOU HAVE!!

    I was on Match.com the only reason I lasted about 4 months was I didn't live on the site. Just emailed girls I liked and went about my days. Went on a few dates here and there. If you're looking to get laid dating sites may not be the place to go the women on there are wanting to date as many men as possible and I think are very picky because they think the man they are gonna find is gonna be Mr. Right. Crap I talked to 1 girl every night on the phone for 2 weeks and then I started pushing to meet up and finally never heard from her again.


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