caught a guy pissing on my neighbor's house

[argonstrom]

I'd call him out, you don't know who this pisser is...

I believe "urinating-American"is the preferred nomenclature.

[bellavite1]

Hey, can you give him my neighbor's address? I can only produce so much...

[BigBear]

Are houses the new bushes and trees?....

[MCarp71]

Maybe the guy just had to piss? It wont kill anyone and it would be rude to ask to pee in someones house I would imagine.
No reason for a guy to lose his job or become a sex predator for taking a piss.

No maybe to it, He had to piss!! I'm with Sniper, let it go. Atleast he wasn't taking a dump! Then you could have yelled at him, scared him, and he would have fallen back in it!!

[Steps]

I vote let it go.

At the most I would offer my restroom to someone.

The potential of him getting in trouble with the law is high if anything is said, and the penalty once you do is insane and unfair, imho.

[newracer]

All kinds of animals piss and shit on your house. I still say no big deal.

[CapLock]

How long do you lay in wait trying to get another new pic? News break if you have construction work of any kind going on your yard...it's probably going to get pissed in.

Side note I was on a jobsite where someone took a piss in the bushes. About 10 minutes later this old woman comes over and starts yelling wanting to talk to the boss. This draws everyones attention of course. Well the old woman fingers this guy Emery out of the bunch as the one who done it. Emery is getting excited himself saying that it wasn't him. He didn't piss in the bushes. Probably afraid he is going to lose his job at this point. Finally the boss asks the old lady what exactly did you see anyways. She holds her fingers up about 8 inches apart. I saw a big ol pecker about this big. Everyone starts busting up laughing and Emery is happy as a clam saying couldn't have been me then. He'd been fully exonerated from any crime at that point. Probably the hardest I'd ever laughed in my life.

[CapLock]

Bet the ol lady wish she had a camera phone.

[sniper7]

How long do you lay in wait trying to get another new pic? News break if you have construction work of any kind going on your yard...it's probably going to get pissed in.

Side note I was on a jobsite where someone took a piss in the bushes. About 10 minutes later this old woman comes over and starts yelling wanting to talk to the boss. This draws everyones attention of course. Well the old woman fingers this guy Emery out of the bunch as the one who done it. Emery is getting excited himself saying that it wasn't him. He didn't piss in the bushes. Probably afraid he is going to lose his job at this point. Finally the boss asks the old lady what exactly did you see anyways. She holds her fingers up about 8 inches apart. I saw a big ol pecker about this big. Everyone starts busting up laughing and Emery is happy as a clam saying couldn't have been me then. He'd been fully exonerated from any crime at that point. Probably the hardest I'd ever laughed in my life.

I was fired that day...

[buckshotbarlow]

So i was upstairs getting some water and treats for the dog, same guy, smoking and throwing his cig butts on my yard. I think i'll have to talk to him...