I got free bacon last weekend.
The wife and I went camping with a big group of people. We had all decided ahead of time that we wouldn't be doing anything elaborate for breakfast so we could get out early on the atv trails to ride. There were some "young whippersnappers" camping with us and they were up early before we went riding cooking some bacon. I told them they sucked for cooking it where I could smell it. They gave me a piece.
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