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    I got free bacon last weekend.

    The wife and I went camping with a big group of people. We had all decided ahead of time that we wouldn't be doing anything elaborate for breakfast so we could get out early on the atv trails to ride. There were some "young whippersnappers" camping with us and they were up early before we went riding cooking some bacon. I told them they sucked for cooking it where I could smell it. They gave me a piece.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    I got free bacon last weekend. They gave me a piece.


    Throwing the BS flag on this one Ray.
    You traded them some dog eared magazines and a half eaten bag of Cheetos for it, didn't you?
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    Did somebody say bacon?

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    My wife brought home a lovely pack of bacon today. Just a surprise token of her love. I cooked up the bacon in a heavy layer of Dillo Dust, and made a couple bacon-tomato-cheese sammies. Who says romance is dead?

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    Tried out some of Gilpin Guy's jalapeno bacon on a BLT today. Mmmmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    Tried out some of Gilpin Guy's jalapeno bacon on a BLT today. Mmmmmm
    Got mine on order. Can't wait! Send me the empty pack so I can take a sniff. Having DT's.

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    I’m from Georgia and my math is not too good but...
    If Johnny has 10 strips of bacon and Johnny’s friend takes 2..
    Johnny then has 20 because he beat his friend’s ass and took his stash of 10.

    Does that add up?

    Ez

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    Quote Originally Posted by ezgoinrob View Post
    I’m from Georgia and my math is not too good but...
    If Johnny has 10 strips of bacon and Johnny’s friend takes 2..
    Johnny then has 20 because he beat his friend’s ass and took his stash of 10.

    Does that add up?

    Ez
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    Bacon Fights Back! Bacon +1, DSB -1, Last Great Act Of Defiance.

    Damn bacon grease!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    Bacon Fights Back! Bacon +1, DSB -1, Last Great Act Of Defiance.

    Damn bacon grease!!
    Is this why nudists don't eat bacon?
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