Halloween costumes

[Irving]

I once had the best Halloween costume of all time, but it was before its time and no one knew what I was supposed to be. I'll never be able to top that year, so I don't even try anymore.

[bogie]

How about going as a Klingon?

We live in a VERY diverse neighborhood and last year one of the little black kids came to the door with his face and hands painted white and had a Gap shirt on.....just sayin..

Then there was the other black kid that was painted white, his hair was painted yellow and he was wearing a #4 Brett Favre jersey

[asmo]

Superman.. in an electric wheelchair.

It's dated I know. But its still funny.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

It seems like I always come p with very inappropriate costumes hat are way too soon too be funny for the masses.

[BPTactical]

We live in a VERY diverse neighborhood and last year one of the little black kids came to the door with his face and hands painted white and had a Gap shirt on.....just sayin..

Then there was the other black kid that was painted white, his hair was painted yellow and he was wearing a #4 Brett Favre jersey

But they will kick a white kid out of school for dressing up like MLK

[Lex_Luthor]

My wife and I always dress up in pairs. [savethecheesecomments] 2 years ago we dressed as Ryu & Chun-Li, last year we dressed as Mario3 & Peach. This year I'm going to be Kick-Ass and she'll be Hit Girl.

[CO Hugh]

MB888 if you can figure out which gender to go as, maybe both.

Where's MB888 http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthrea...ighlight=mb888

[theGinsue]

I was gonna wear a French Maid's outfit, but my wife said I have to choose something other than my normal weekend attire.
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[Ronin13]

I was thinking of shaving my beard into a mustache and going as Deputy Travis Junior from Reno 911!

[JohnnyEgo]

In the 80s, we lived in a D.C. Suburb. My little brother announced that he wanted to be an 'airplane'. Not a pilot, the actual plane. How the hell do you dress up as an airplane, you might ask? Not the way my father thought it up. He put my brother in a white sheet and drew some 'windows' on it. Then he made him some posterboard fins and wings for his arms and legs, and a posterboard cone with 'propellers' coming out of it for a hat. Except they kept drooping down, so he took some string to tie them up to the cone. The net effect is exactly as you are picturing it.

We went to my first neighbor's house, and he nearly had a heart attack. We immediately went back home, and my father made a giant sign that said "Airplane" and tacked it to my brother's cone hat. It was the one Halloween that will live forever in family lore.