What's your favorite saying?

[clublights]

Useful Expressions for your next meeting

1) I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2) What part of "NO" don't you understand?
3) How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
4) It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
5) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6) Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
7) You are validating my inherent mistrust of others.
8) I'm already visualizing the duck tape over your mouth.
9) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
10) Some day, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
12) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
13) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
14) You sound reasonable...time to up my medication.
15) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
16) How do I set a laser printer to stun?
17) Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
18) Not the brightest crayons in the box now, are we?
19) And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be?
20) Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
21) I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
22) Don't feel bad, a lot of people have no talent!


And yes I have used just about all of them ....

[clublights]

If it doesn't work, plug it in, if it still doesn't work, turn it on!

[daknee_k]

I can do anything, but I can't do everything.

Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink.

FOAD

[rockhound]

If i wanted your opinion I would give it to you....

When I want your opinion I will pull your string....

[BlasterBob]

Referring to a young man who has not yet reached maturity,
he is said to be "still wet behind the ears".
Doubt if more than a couple here have heard of THAT old saying.

"Finer than hair on a frog"
"Worthless as tits on a bull"
"Raining cats and dogs"
"Nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
"Nervous as a whore in church"

[spqrzilla]

"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

"A church is not the less sacred because curs frequently lift up their leg against it, and affront the wall: It is the nature of dogs." Cato's Letters.

[Great-Kazoo]

DID YOU BOTHER USING THE SEARCH FUNCTION!!!!!

[tmckay2]

one that i use a lot is "mark it eight dude".

another is "eight year olds dude"

[ThunderSquirrel]

If I'm having a bad day, it is usually summed up with..

"If it was raining titties, I'd get hit in the face with a dick"

[Punkface]

Drink water, drive on.

I don't speak retard.

Not my dick, not my problem.

That's more fucked up than a football bat.