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    Paper Hunter pdr240's Avatar
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    I know a little bit about alot of stuff but not very much about anything.

    Catch you on the flip-flop.

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    When my buddies and I are talking about a sexy lady i'll often catch my self saying,

    "I'd suck a far outta her ass" meaning she is so hot I would do anything for her.
    "Aim small...miss small"

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    At least my tag is unmolested
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    DID YOU BOTHER USING THE SEARCH FUNCTION!!!!!
    Yep, I use that saying a lot.
    Sayonara

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    Never pet a burning dog.
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    Grand Master Know It All SouthPaw's Avatar
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    -It is what it is

    -Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

    -6 one way or half a dozen the other
    "But when it's time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark; and brother, it's startin' to rain."

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    DILLIGAF

    FTW (the old terminology)
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

    Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...

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    "It's a Joke! not a dick! ya dont have to take it so hard"

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    A FUN TITLE asmo's Avatar
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    Your free, white, and over 21 - do whatever the fuck you want.
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
    -- Ayn Rand, Anthem (Chapter 11)

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    colder than a siberian ditch digger

    I'm sorry you were under the impression we were voting on this.

    F'd up like a soup sandwich.

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    I heard a good one today:

    Trials and tribulations in life are mandatory. Suffering is optional.
    One does not bear arms against a rabbit. -- Garry Wills

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