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    I'm a dude, I swear! SuperiorDG's Avatar
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    Driving in Denver this morning on a one way street and this asshat is coming straight at me. Look up at the street signs to confirm I'm in the right, yep. Still coming and I swerve out of the way and stop. There he is driver's side window to driver's side window to me. The asshat is still on his fucking phone looking at me. WTF you ass clown, get off the fucken phone and drive! I wanted shove that phone up his ass.

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    I'd probably have laid down suppressive fire on that one...


    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    I'd probably have laid down suppressive fire on that one...



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    Come on he has an excuse, he was on the phone, duh. What, should driving be his first priority?

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    Darwinian Theory will prevail....hopefully when he is all alone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    I'd probably have laid down suppressive fire on that one...


    Happened so fast I didn't have time.

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    I woulda just head on the bitch!


    But I'm weird like the that!

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    I had the same thing, sort of, happen to me a few years back, except it wasn't a surface street, it was 6th Ave EB just passed I-25! I had to cut someone off and laid on the horn getting out of his way, then called 911 and reported the accident that literally happened as I was on the phone with the dispatcher. Some people's kids.
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    What chaps my crack is when asshats flip me off after I call them on their illegal/rude/stupid behavior

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    I would have taken it as a challenge...
    "But when it's time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark; and brother, it's startin' to rain."

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