I wish Magpul would...

[Cthulhu]

I was thinking of sending him something like this:

"Dear Representative Dickhead,

I was wondering if your 5 point plan to get the economy moving again included forcing a successful small businesses like MagPul to move out of state because that's fucking brilliant. If so, I've got a 5 point plan to address the Japanese Pine Beetle infestation that you should like. It starts with burning down the forest and ends with paving over the burn site. Quick question for you. At this point would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50%?

Keep your teachers certifications up to date Davie. Come next election, you're going back to school.

Sincerely,

Cthulhu

P.S. Suck a bag of dicks!"

What do you think? Too indirect?