The "Is There Anything Worse Than..." Thread

[Bailey Guns]

I know we had a "Pet Peeves" thread way back when. But this is for those things that are "worse than" pet peeves. Things that are really irritating and tend to throw you into a rage. So I'll start.

Is There Anything Worse Than:

Lousy toilet paper. It's bad enough when you buy the really expensive stuff, so soft that even bears in the woods won't crap without it. The stuff that leaves enough "Ultra Soft - Ultra Suave" cushiony-paper cling-ons on your ass to completely take-over and crew the star-ship Enterprise. Worse than that is the stuff that, no matter how careful you are, it tears right at the most inopportune time and you wind up giving yourself an impromptu prostate exam. It's no wonder proctologists make $900 an hour.

There is nothing worse than lousy toilet paper.

[RCCrawler]

Haha, when my wife and I got married I told her that no matter how poor we ever became that she was never allowed to skimp on the toilet paper.

[Dingo]

Yes, there is. USED lousy toilet paper.

And I'll see the used, lousy toilet paper, and raise you.....

LIBERALS.

[Bailey Guns]

Yes, there is. USED lousy toilet paper.

And I'll see the used, lousy toilet paper, and raise you.....

LIBERALS.

OK. You win already. Nothing is worse than a liberal...except a plurality of liberals.

[Bailey Guns]

Thread title change: "Besides Liberals, Is There Anything Worse Than" Thread

[Ronin13]

I equate it to that old adage "You get what you pay for." There are a few things that are worth spending a little extra on- shoes, home improvement materials, and TP are on that list.

[baglock1]

I equate it to that old adage "You get what you pay for." There are a few things that are worth spending a little extra on- shoes, home improvement materials, and TP are on that list.

Add divorces to that list.

[Ronin13]

Add divorces to that list.

"Why are divorces so expensive?"
"I dunno, why are divorces so expensive?"
"Because they're worth it!"

[MarkCO]

Subarus and Prius going 60mph in the left lane talking on their ObamaPhone on I-25 where the speed limit is 75. I don't really mind the truckers, they are working and some have company supervised speed limiters. But if I want to get 10mph going 75 in my jacked up truck, freaking let me by!!!

Same turds will speed up to box you in if you try to pass them.

[thvigil11]

I've always called it John Wayne Toilet Paper... Its Rough, Tough, and Doesn't Take Shit Off Of Anyone.