I know we had a "Pet Peeves" thread way back when. But this is for those things that are "worse than" pet peeves. Things that are really irritating and tend to throw you into a rage. So I'll start.

Is There Anything Worse Than:

Lousy toilet paper. It's bad enough when you buy the really expensive stuff, so soft that even bears in the woods won't crap without it. The stuff that leaves enough "Ultra Soft - Ultra Suave" cushiony-paper cling-ons on your ass to completely take-over and crew the star-ship Enterprise. Worse than that is the stuff that, no matter how careful you are, it tears right at the most inopportune time and you wind up giving yourself an impromptu prostate exam. It's no wonder proctologists make $900 an hour.

There is nothing worse than lousy toilet paper.