The "Is There Anything Worse Than..." Thread

[Dr_Fwd]

Spend more time in the survival section. heh.

Oh, trust me - I had that fire going in a record time! [ROFL]

[Ronin13]

You're in the middle of nowhere, fishing, and you just realized that you have a couple of packs of cigarettes but no lighter...

You're just not resourceful enough... In my Army winter survival class those of us who smoked (former smoker here) weren't allowed to light up until we learned how to start a fire, without instructor assistance. Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to be on the verge of a nic-fit and you can't seem to get enough heat generated through friction? And we weren't allowed to use someone else's fire to light up.
There's this:
http://www.campfiredude.com/campfire-friction.shtml

[BigDee]

ETA: I wonder if Easy E thought that too... I'll bet you'll get a different answer than expected if you ask Magic Johnson.

I'm pretty sure Easy E contracted HIV from sharing needles and there's speculation that Magic likes it in the pooper.

It's nearly impossible for a man to contract HIV while having heterosexual sex with a woman.

[wax_job]

Taking a shit right after your morning shower...

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Inconsiderate and littering smokers.

[lex137]

Sharting.....

[sneakerd]

Do you have any 22LR?

[Bailey Guns]

Do you have any 22LR?

Now you've turned this into the "What's Your Wildest Gun Fantasy" thread!

[claimbuster]

Do you have any 22LR?

Yup, about 10,000. Problem is, I don't shoot much 22.

[sneakerd]

Have not!- We joke about many of this type of question at FL, and I'm sure every other gunshop- because we hear it sooooooooooooooooooooooo much.