The "Is There Anything Worse Than..." Thread

[sneakerd]

We do- we actually are hoarding it allll for ourselves!

[Ronin13]

You're in the middle of nowhere, fishing, and you just realized that you have a couple of packs of cigarettes but no lighter...

You're just not resourceful enough... In my Army winter survival class those of us who smoked (former smoker here) weren't allowed to light up until we learned how to start a fire, without instructor assistance. Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to be on the verge of a nic-fit and you can't seem to get enough heat generated through friction? And we weren't allowed to use someone else's fire to light up.
There's this:
http://www.campfiredude.com/campfire-friction.shtml

[waxthis]

Why is Justin Beaver/ Bieber still alive?

[TheGrey]

Is there anything worse than...

Preparing to work on a major project, only to realize than in order to do so, you have to start/finish X project first? (AKA, "Homeowner's Syndrome.")

[Sawin]

Is there anything worse than...

Preparing to work on a major project, only to realize than in order to do so, you have to pay the government for permission to do something on your own property? (AKA, "Homeowner's Syndrome.")

I figure someone can relate to this version too

[Ah Pook]

Cold eggs
Cell phone zombies
Constantly getting turned down for .22 at the damn shooting range.

[sneakerd]

I hate the phone zombies. Ever try to say something to one and get "the hand"?

[jerrymrc]

#4: Kids in general
#5: Especially little kids.
#6: And teens

As an old guy you learn to get back at the children through the grandchildren. I still remember when a daughter told me that "i forbid you to do that with my child" Sorry but it is 9PM and we are eating ice cream with lots of sugar in it. YOU get to deal with it after. Shake em up and give em back.

And old folks have duct tape, just saying.

[roberth]

Why is Justin Beaver/ Bieber still alive?

Estrogen.

[SideShow Bob]

Some of you "Old Farts" can relate to this one, The Toilet paper packets that came in "C" rats. You would have save from several meals and trade the smokes for enough for a decent half clean wipe.