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    Default Here's Some Very Short Books to Read if Youy Like

    Here's Some Very Short Books to Read if Youy Like
    I understand that you don't have a ton of extra time to read books,
    so, I've compiled a short list of books that can be read at a one sitting.


    World's Shortest Books


    MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
    By Tiger Woods
    ____________________________________________
    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
    > By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
    > Illustrated by Michael Moore
    Foreword by George Soros
    ________________________________________
    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
    & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
    > By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
    ______________________________________
    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
    By Hillary Clinton
    ___________________________________
    Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
    By Bill Clinton
    _____________________________
    THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
    By Bill Gates
    ____________________________________
    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
    By Dennis Rodman
    _________________________________
    THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
    By Al Gore & John Kerry
    _____________________________________
    GUIDE TO: THE PACIFIC
    By Amelia Earhart
    ____________________________________
    HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
    By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
    __________________________________
    TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
    By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
    _______________________
    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    By Mike Tyson
    __________________________________
    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
    _______________________________________
    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
    By O. J. Simpson
    _________________________________________
    HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
    By Ted Kennedy
    ______________________________
    MY BOOK OF MORALS
    By Bill Clinton
    With introduction by
    The Rev. Jesse Jackson
    __________________________________________________ __
    HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
    BY THE DETROIT LIONS
    __________________________________________________ _
    My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
    By Nancy Pelosi
    __________________________________________________ ______
    AND, JUST ADDED:
    And the shortest book of them all...
    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
    by Barack Obama
    If you don't stand behind our Troops 100%
    Please stand in front of them.

    "The government, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." Abraham Lincoln

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    Very short books- shoot, I could read them all in the same amount of time it took to type this reply out!
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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