Got an exciting email...

[anaphylaxis]

From Senator Udall. It says in part:

"Even if a perfectly drafted assault weapons ban were signed into law, we would still be left with easy access to millions of military-style weapons on our streets today - which is why it is so important to also ensure that a background check is conducted on every gun sale."

So I rushed outside, hoping that I could find a few of these military-style rifles just laying out on the street and give them a good home. Couldn't find a single damn one of them... ???