Neighbor continously parking in front of house.

[wctriumph]

Talk to your neighbors and politely ask them to park in front of their house because you need the space in front of yours. If that does not work, park there first.

[KestrelBike]

Let me talk to them, I seem to have good luck lately. They just won't move the car, they will completely move out of the hood.

LOL!

[mb504]

I think that area near where their care is parked, might need to be watered more regularly.

[DD977GM2]

When in doubt...............VooDoo out

[Ronin13]

OP, glad the situation got resolved without resorting to all out neighbor on neighbor warfare... That said...

Anyone that will vandalize a mans property(for WHATEVER reason) whether it be their home, car, etc etc is a fucking pussy. If a person doesn't have the balls to handle either with words, or fists and must stoop to cowardice such as vandalism, they are a scumbag. If a person will go this far the might as well steal the radio too, its on the same piece of shit level as a thief.


/rant, sorry if I hurt anyone's feeling.

THIS! No apology needed... if someone gets their feelers hurt because of you calling them a pussy for being a vandal, it just goes to show how absolutely childish they are. I've had things vandalized, stolen, and unintentionally (without regard to negligence) destroyed and each case I've wanted to take the person out back and introduce them to a nice 1/2" lead pipe. Vandalism? I ain't got time for that. If I have a problem with someone, I tell them like a goddamn man, I don't act like a mischievous teenager who's afraid of getting a beating.

[Aloha_Shooter]

There is a difference between practical jokes and vandalism. My general guidelines for practical jokes are that no one gets hurt (physically) and nothing gets permanently damaged.

I'm glad it got resolved. Had it not, I'd have resorted to something other than the vandalism proposed in so many responses -- something like, get a friend with an incredible eyesore of a junkheap to park in front of your neighbor's house until someone complains to the HOA (assuming the junkheap is his because it's in front of his house).

[spyder]

Complain to the HOA. If that does nothing, put little pebbles in the top of his valve stem, glue them in place. This will cause a slow leak. They will check the tires, find nothing, and put them back on. The tire keeps getting low now matter what they do. This is a fun thing to watch.

[jmg8550]

At least your church sings quietly... The church next door to us has their freaking drums set up on amps and shitty ass guitar music along with it. I've been thinking of having a Megadeath Sunday Brunch... Outside of course... Maybe some Dying Fetus mixed in with it.... That would go over real good.

I think Black Dahlia Murder would do the trick. Start hanging pentagrams in their direction too.

[missionxo]

Parking on the street is just risky in some areas. There's an area in my neighborhood where punks hang out and drink their beer and then break all the glass bottles. Glass everywhere!

I like the sprinkler idea.

I'm not sure talking with him would work- if you've already left two notes and there's been no response, I'm not sure it's worth it.
Have you tried parking your car in front of his house? Or leaving something parked in front of your house that precludes him from leaving his vehicle there?

They have punks in Lone Tree?

[Gravy Sandwich]

Go to the next HOA meeting and raise a stink. Also check local parking laws and call the authorities when one is broken. For instance, it is illegal to park within 5 feet of a driveway opening in a lot of areas. A dirtbag neighbor renter once decided to market her car for sale in front of my house, leaving the POS there for days on end. She'd avoid me like the plague, even when I left my car in front of her house to return the favor. I learned marketing a car is illegal on a public street in my town. I called them in, and parking enforcement was there within minutes.