We went about the gay thing all wrong.

What we should have done was to go to the gay marriage event at the Webb Building the other night, and hand out Pmags as wedding presents.

"What the hell is this?"

"It's a box with a spring in it. And if this were July 1st, it'd be not more than 18 months in jail for you for taking it when I handed it to you."

(20-round magazines only. That is in Denver, after all, and we would want to scrupulously obey every bad idea that the City, County, and State of Denver sees fit to put into writing.)