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    Just thought of another:"What do you mean I can't just buy a silencer?! I need a trust or LLC?! My neighbors are on my ass and it's driving me nuts!"

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    Where's the plasma rifle in a 40-watt range?
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    Holy crap. These examples make me wonder why gun stores don't have bouncers stationed at the doors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scanker19 View Post
    "did you know a tampon fits perfectly in a 12ga barrel for use as a blow gun?"
    That ain't true. Not the kind of tampons I have anyway.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    If I had a son he would look like....Ben SideShow Bob's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    That ain't true. Not the kind of tampons I have anyway.
    TMI Irving, TMI..........
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    "I certainly hope it's not loaded. I pulled the trigger, like...five times just now."



    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    That ain't true. Not the kind of tampons I have anyway.
    o_0

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    That ain't true. Not the kind of tampons I have anyway.
    So it is true.......you really are a worn out old whore!
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    How dare you?! Worn out? I've still got some tricks that the young tail on the street couldn't dream of.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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