Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
"Wish I woulda had this during my divorce".
"Baby, you know I can't own this, will you buy it for me"?
"Can I use my Medical Marijuana Card as I.D."?
"How hard is it to turn this into a machine gun"?
"Dem n*ggaz aint gonna be happy when they come back around the crib".
"Can I trade this in"? (serial numbers obliterated)

All of the above actually occurred.
WOW.