Things not to say in a gun store...

[Hound]

"Got any of them AssHalt rifles"
"There is no difference between a clip and a magazine... I used to be a ##### in the #### military"
"Can I put a bullet in?"
"Will you take a post dated check for all this?"
"I know what I am talking about. I have a legal full auto PS90"
"Can I have the phone book, I need to look up my address"
"Blow me!!"

[CroiDhubh]

"Got any of them AssHalt rifles"
"Can I put a bullet in?"

We've been asked just that and asked to even load it for them... It's still better than the idiots who load it themselves from the shelf and I have to draw on them.

It's pretty sad we had to put a sign on the door saying "All firearms must remain in a case or holster unless otherwise directed!"

One of the other employees has almost been shot twice and I have almost been shot once with a 30-06 by a dipshit who had the balls to ask me prior, "Do you really think I'm so stupid I'd come in here with a loaded gun and point it at you?!!" I had swat the barrel away because he had it pointed at my stomach pulling it out of the case while his fucking finger was on it.

I've even had people ship the damn firearms to us with a round in the chamber. Customers cannot handle their guns until we inspect it first anymore. Bore flags are good enough for me, at this point, to allow the person to go ahead and handle it.