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    Gives a sh!t; pretends he doesn't HoneyBadger's Avatar
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    Nothing bad will ever happen to me. If someone broke into my house in the middle of the night, I keep a small megaphone in a holster next to my bed to accost them with verbal self defense measures from the top of the stairs.

    My psychiatrist told me that this was probably the best thing for everyone involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    Nothing bad will ever happen to me. If someone broke into my house in the middle of the night, I keep a small megaphone in a holster next to my bed to accost them with verbal self defense measures from the top of the stairs.
    Just have a speaker with an Obama speech loaded, ready to play. It'll put the intruder to sleep!

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    Witness Protection Reject rondog's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    Nothing bad will ever happen to me. If someone broke into my house in the middle of the night, I keep a small megaphone in a holster next to my bed to accost them with verbal abuse from the top of the stairs.

    Sorry, couldn't resist!

    Oh, and I keep an M1 Carbine next to the bed in Con 3, but those can be charged very quickly. I can probably charge that faster than a handgun, and I don't have a pump shotgun. It'll take me far longer to flip up the dust covers on the optic and turn it on than to charge it. And I pity whoever gets hit by the hollowpoints it's full of. Charging that carbine makes a pretty bodacious "racking" sound too.
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