Pretend Marine, round 2

[brutal]

The Army just loves changing everything around. I started 35G then became a 35U (basic and advanced). Then they merged the two into 35GY changed to 91A and now they are 68A.

What it will be next month is anyone's guess but the change should look good on an OER.

They changed mine around so much, I can't remember half of them and I only had two real MOS in 8 years. 26V Microwave Tech when I first went in, that changed a few times, then I changed MOS and that was 34C DAS3 Computer Repair as I recall but changed again before I ETS. Yea, I was a REMF. In the rear with the gear MF.

Signal Corps. Go figure.

[Kraven251]

When you pretend to be something you are not especially when it involves the US Military, 1 of 2 things if not both happen, You look like a tool, You get your ass handed to you.

I worked with my father at an American Legion for more than a few years, you always knew the people that had served and the ones that were guests.

[RYAN50BMG]

ask him if hes ever seen a grown man naked...o wait thats the navy/air force poser test. if they answer no, they werent in the air force or navy.

ask him if hes ever been in a turkish prison.

seriously there are so many question that you could ask that would find him out.

Do you like movies about Gladiators?

[Great-Kazoo]

Ask him what the peckercheckers gave him for clap, or crabs, while stationed in Japan. Did they barter for us dollars and boros (Marlboro) reg or menthol's, or straight yen. OR did he prefer Thailand for r&r.

[<MADDOG>]

Ask him what the peckercheckers gave him for clap, or crabs, while stationed in Japan. Did they barter for us dollars and boros (Marlboro) reg or menthol's, or straight yen. OR did he prefer Thailand for r&r.

If anything like my days, it was a nasty 8" long q-tip...

The "ole rod" so to speak.

[rocktot]

If anything like my days, it was a nasty 8" long q-tip...

The "ole rod" so to speak.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[OneGuy67]

I was 95B, Military Police, but it has since been changed to, I believe, 35B. 95C was/is the corrections MP. Stationed with the 504th for most of my stint.
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MP's are 31B's and corrections are 31E's.

[JMBD2112]

MP's are 31B's and corrections are 31E's.

Army MP's are 14B's.....I was a 63H track mechanic and was the last class to train on the Abrams before they went to 63A's that were Abram's specific mechanics....never understood that one

[Leatherneck Hayes]

I get pretty upset when i run into those guys. Worst Marine poser I ran into at a bar said he was so drunk he couldn't remember his mos. You can always tell who's legit and who's not. Some are amusing and some you just want to punch in the face haha

[JMBD2112]

I had the same thing happen to me labor day three years ago where a guy kept telling everyone he was former SF, something wasn't right about the guy, so I asked him where all he had been and all I could get out of him was Baghdad. I started asking more questions and told him I was in Bayji and my main body was in Balad ( Anaconda )....... he immediately lost all interest in talking to me. You can almost always tell.