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    Default When pressure cookers are outlawed...

    ... only Saudis will have pressure cookers.

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    (Reuters) - A Saudi Arabian man was arrested in Detroit and charged with making a false statement about why he brought a pressure cooker with him on a flight from Amsterdam, according to a criminal complaint filed on Monday.
    Hussain al-Khawahir, 33, arrived at the Detroit airport on Saturday and was questioned about why he had brought a pressure cooker with him. The man's name was spelled al-Khawahir in the criminal complaint, while a spokeswoman at the U.S. attorney's office had earlier said it was al-Kwawahir.

    He initially said the pressure cooker was for his nephew, a university student in Toledo, Ohio.
    "The Defendant then changed his story and admitted his nephew had purchased a pressure cooker in America before but it 'was cheap' and broke after the first use," the complaint said
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    I wonder how many pressure cookers have been snuck in the country before this...

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    That almost reads like an Onion story...
    What are we going to do about this now black market of pressure cookers!? For the children!!!!!
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    Imagine what he could do with a microwave oven...

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    If we can save just ONE childs life, it's worth it, isn't it?

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    Maybe they went the Group By way from Cuisanart.

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    Hopefully nobody is looking at propane tanks or small drums. Or scuba tanks. Or anyone with a welder using an 02 tank. What about the old people with oxygen tanks....omg they are everywhere!!! Panic!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Hopefully nobody is looking at propane tanks or small drums. Or scuba tanks. Or anyone with a welder using an 02 tank. What about the old people with oxygen tanks....omg they are everywhere!!! Panic!!!
    Yeah I can see TSA, HS inspecting us in the near future.

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    Pretty soon we're going to all carry around a list of what the government has deemed safe for everyone. It will be a shrinking list though.

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    Default When pressure cookers are outlawed...

    Quote Originally Posted by Superorb View Post
    Pretty soon we're going to all carry around a list of what the government has deemed safe for everyone. It will be a shrinking list though.
    Nope. The implanted chip will know what is approved or not, and will verify upon checkout!


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