Doubt this applies to many here, but lets find out!

[sniper7]

From my wife...she told me thank you for not being one of these guys!

http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/is-your-man-high-maintenance--164706671.html

Is Your Man High Maintenance?

• Throwing a fit when things don't go his way.
• Wanting his partner to pick up his phone calls within a certain number of rings and demanding an immediate reply to his text message or email. 

• Needing to be told "I love you" several times a day. 

• Showing up to places fashionably late.

• Monopolizing the bathroom.
• Changing his outfit several times a day and 
refusing to wear clothes that aren't designer brands.
• 
Worrying about how he looks, constantly gazing at himself in the mirror, and primping for long periods of time.
• Avoiding activities that make him sweaty or dirty.
• 
Shunning public transportation and refusing to walk anywhere.
• Styling his hair before leaving the house.
• 
Needing a certain amount of kisses (that includes on the end of a text message or email).
• 
Insisting upon living in a spotless home. 

  
• Only eating at fancy restaurants, drinking fine wine, or staying in 4-or 5-star hotels. 

• Refusing to do outdoor activities such as camping.
• Drinking only bottled water.
• Asking for a present at least once a week. 

• Pouting.

[DavieD55]

The question should be... Is your man a metrosexual.

[spyder]

The question should be... Is your man a metrosexual.

For the win!

[Rucker61]

The question should be... Is your man a metrosexual.

I'm not metro-sexual, but I am metro-curious.

[car-15]

The question should be... Is your man a metrosexual.

or a fruit

[KS63]

The question should be... Is your man a metrosexual.

More like Homosexual. This IS Colorado after all......

[ruthabagah]

I have a gay co-worker who seems to fit most of these.....

[Singlestack]

Yup, I'd say either gay or a metro....

[Bailey Guns]

Yeah. That sounds more like something your gay lover would complain about. Although if you are "that guy", I can see why your wife might complain. She probably gets enough of that sort of behavior from the chicks she hangs out with.

[cstone]

I was a little worried at the beginning with this one:

Throwing a fit when things don't go his way.

I have been known to be a bit heated when stupid happens and I am short on time. Other than that, I am pretty close to the polar opposite of just about the entire list.