Doubt this applies to many here, but lets find out!

[Rucker61]

Throwing a fit when things don't go his way. -- only when dragged to a romantic comedy
Showing up to places fashionably late. -- only when it's her mom's parties. :-)

Shunning public transportation and refusing to walk anywhere. -- I'd rather walk than use public transport - particularly in Denver.
Asking for a present at least once a week. define "present". :-)
Pouting -- see #4

Fixed it for you.

[Dingo]

i would recommend redneck girls that ride horses, their practice in the saddle always doubles for something else...

+10000 for this. You speak the truth, my friend.

[buckshotbarlow]

+10000 for this. You speak the truth, my friend.

Working at the greeley stampede in my college days taught me a few things about cowgirls...and you gotta know how to dance to win em over for the night or 2...

[car-15]

The question should be... Is your man a metrosexual.

or a fruit

[KS63]

The question should be... Is your man a metrosexual.

More like Homosexual. This IS Colorado after all......

[KestrelBike]

I was a little worried at the beginning with this one:

Throwing a fit when things don't go his way.

I have been known to be a bit heated when stupid happens and I am short on time. Other than that, I am pretty close to the polar opposite of just about the entire list.

I throw a fit when 19 out of 20 traffic lights I hit are all red.

[Byte Stryke]

• Throwing a fit when things don't go his way. If you mean "Going full-on Knife hands in "DI tone" because some jackhole doesn't have the good sense The Lord Almighty gave a goose." Then YES
• Wanting his partner to pick up his phone calls within a certain number of rings and demanding an immediate reply to his text message or email. 
If I answer, it's when I get to it.
• Needing to be told "I love you" several times a day. 
I Tell the wife and son everyday
• Showing up to places fashionably late.
 I Get Everywhere "Army Early"
• Monopolizing the bathroom. If I am in the can and you can bear being in it with me, I am happy to share... if we happen to touch, DO NOT Stare long and lovingly into my eyes.
• Changing his outfit several times a day and 
refusing to wear clothes that aren't designer brands. For eight years I wore a suit manufactured by the lowest bidder if it fits, I wear it
• 
Worrying about how he looks, constantly gazing at himself in the mirror, and primping for long periods of time. Pants fit, Shirt fits, face and hands washed. everything else is a bonus
• Avoiding activities that make him sweaty or dirty. Only if unnecessary
• 
Shunning public transportation and refusing to walk anywhere. I walk when I feel like it, I run when forced to, otherwise I am a fat slob
• Styling his hair before leaving the house. Head shaved, Face not Shaved
• 
Needing a certain amount of kisses (that includes on the end of a text message or email). I kiss my wife and son everyday before I go to work, being as I wrote my first will at the ripe old age of 18 and full well understood those implications
• 
Insisting upon living in a spotless home. 
Not Spotless, but clean
• Only eating at fancy restaurants, drinking fine wine, or staying in 4-or 5-star hotels. 
 Pffft, Hello, it's food...
• Refusing to do outdoor activities such as camping. Love camping
• Drinking only bottled water. Not
• Asking for a present at least once a week. 
Nope
• Pouting. Only if asking for a hummer

[centrarchidae]

If you're a dude, and use a loofa (sp?) that may just mean that your wife does all the shopping.

If you're a dude and you bought the loofa, then you're a metro.

Yeah, that's what I'll keep telling myself.

[spqrzilla]

Actually tmleader03 is lying, I've seen him pout a lot. And the rest of the list, yep. That too.

[USAFGopherMike]

Are you sure this isn't about women being high maintenance? Might as well add, never talks about women and refers to a lot of "friends" that nobody has met. Classic closet homo traits.