From my wife...she told me thank you for not being one of these guys!

http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/is-your-man-high-maintenance--164706671.html

Is Your Man High Maintenance?

  • Throwing a fit when things don't go his way.
  • Wanting his partner to pick up his phone calls within a certain number of rings and demanding an immediate reply to his text message or email. 

  • Needing to be told "I love you" several times a day. 

  • Showing up to places fashionably late.

  • Monopolizing the bathroom.
  • Changing his outfit several times a day and 
refusing to wear clothes that aren't designer brands.
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Worrying about how he looks, constantly gazing at himself in the mirror, and primping for long periods of time.
  • Avoiding activities that make him sweaty or dirty.
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Shunning public transportation and refusing to walk anywhere.
  • Styling his hair before leaving the house.
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Needing a certain amount of kisses (that includes on the end of a text message or email).
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Insisting upon living in a spotless home. 

  • Only eating at fancy restaurants, drinking fine wine, or staying in 4-or 5-star hotels. 

  • Refusing to do outdoor activities such as camping.
  • Drinking only bottled water.
  • Asking for a present at least once a week. 

  • Pouting.