Doubt this applies to many here, but lets find out!

[Boadie30]

Some of these she wishes I would do;

• Throwing a fit when things don't go his way. Even though I do care about things she probably might like if I showed I do..
• Wanting his partner to pick up his phone calls within a certain number of rings and demanding an immediate reply to his text message or email. 
I do not call text with out a purpose..
• Needing to be told "I love you" several times a day. 
Rarely do we do this at all.
• Showing up to places fashionably late.
 I really do not even know what this means.
• Monopolizing the bathroom. Shower 2 min... teeth 1 min... usually another shower 2 min... teeth 1 min.. Constantly asked how I could be clean enough..
• Changing his outfit several times a day and 
refusing to wear clothes that aren't designer brands. Always compains I wear the same thing everyday..
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Worrying about how he looks, constantly gazing at himself in the mirror, and primping for long periods of time. See Monopolizing the bathroom
• Avoiding activities that make him sweaty or dirty. I am always dirth but dont ever really sweat.
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Shunning public transportation and refusing to walk anywhere. Take the dam bus every day to work because truck has been stolen twice..
• Styling his hair before leaving the house. I have a 1/4" of hair on top
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Needing a certain amount of kisses (that includes on the end of a text message or email). Yeah right, Whatever
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Insisting upon living in a spotless home. 
I like the house clean, however I do half
• Only eating at fancy restaurants, drinking fine wine, or staying in 4-or 5-star hotels. 
I hate nasty hotels, drink beer, only require some type of animal on a plate
• Refusing to do outdoor activities such as camping. All I think about
• Drinking only bottled water. I only drink beer, milk
• Asking for a present at least once a week. 
I have never asked for a gift, they do not know how to shop for the shit I want
• Pouting. Pouting subtracts time drinking beer