Doubt this applies to many here, but lets find out!

[MarkCO]

From my wife...she told me thank you for not being one of these guys!

Sounds more like a high school girl. Heck if I was that way, my wife would not have married me...if she was that way, I would not have married her. There are three or four that apply to my wife...

• When things don't go his way, a man changes the scenery, fires someone or drinks a beer.
• A man answers a text when he is ready...why should she be any different? 

• A man wants his woman to cook a good meal, tell him she is proud of him, ask him to pull over on the side of the road for sex, that's plenty of love right there.
• Late is lazy.

• Pinch it off and get back to work.
• Jeans and a T-shirt...much better
• Men are ugly, get over it and be glad you got a decent woman!
• Dirty is the bomb, especially mud and...
• 
Okay, I got a truck, why would I ride a bus?
• Ain't got no hair style except short.
• Sex 2 or 3 times a week is fine, if you want to kiss then too, great!
• 
Men are messy. 

• Fancy is expensive and does not taste better, plus there are no ball games on in the fancy places.
• If you don't go camping, how can you chase her around necked in the woods? Stupid!
• Beer from the tap is fine.
• If we get the sex 2 or 3 times a week, why would we ask for a present? 

• Never pout, it is girly!

[roberth]

Did your wife get that list from hickenlooper's wife?

[RblDiver]

Well, to a certain extent I suppose I fall under the "Avoiding activities that make..." but that's pure laziness, not unwillingness to do it :P lol

[kawiracer14]

I want some damn presents!

[Sharpienads]

I don't even remember the last time I used public transportation.

[Dingo]

Throwing a fit when things don't go his way. -- only when dragged to a romantic comedy
Showing up to places fashionably late. -- only when it's her mom's parties. :-)

Shunning public transportation and refusing to walk anywhere. -- I'd rather walk than use public transport - particularly in Denver.
Asking for a present at least once a week. define "present". :-)
Pouting -- see #1

[spyder]

The question should be... Is your man a metrosexual.

For the win!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

And useless rants about fat coworker lovers and this could sum up ronin.








sorry brah, paybacks from the period joke yesterday.



Kinda,..

[buckshotbarlow]

Sounds like you need to start dating redneck girls!

Seriously, like others have said, this list sounds like how to tell if a man is metro and/or gay... What kind of man is afraid to get dirty? Damn, now I can't find it... I saw a picture yesterday of a jeep going through a mud pit and it said "You paid money to get a mud bath at a spa? How cute." And any man that doesn't camp, I don't even wanna know. I mean, who doesn't like camping!?

i would recommend redneck girls that ride horses, their practice in the saddle always doubles for something else...

[Rucker61]

The question should be... Is your man a metrosexual.

I'm not metro-sexual, but I am metro-curious.