Doubt this applies to many here, but lets find out!

[sniper7]

From my wife...she told me thank you for not being one of these guys!

http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/is-your-man-high-maintenance--164706671.html

Is Your Man High Maintenance?

• Throwing a fit when things don't go his way.
• Wanting his partner to pick up his phone calls within a certain number of rings and demanding an immediate reply to his text message or email. 

• Needing to be told "I love you" several times a day. 

• Showing up to places fashionably late.

• Monopolizing the bathroom.
• Changing his outfit several times a day and 
refusing to wear clothes that aren't designer brands.
• 
Worrying about how he looks, constantly gazing at himself in the mirror, and primping for long periods of time.
• Avoiding activities that make him sweaty or dirty.
• 
Shunning public transportation and refusing to walk anywhere.
• Styling his hair before leaving the house.
• 
Needing a certain amount of kisses (that includes on the end of a text message or email).
• 
Insisting upon living in a spotless home. 

  
• Only eating at fancy restaurants, drinking fine wine, or staying in 4-or 5-star hotels. 

• Refusing to do outdoor activities such as camping.
• Drinking only bottled water.
• Asking for a present at least once a week. 

• Pouting.

[DavieD55]

The question should be... Is your man a metrosexual.

[ruthabagah]

I have a gay co-worker who seems to fit most of these.....

[Singlestack]

Yup, I'd say either gay or a metro....

[Bailey Guns]

Yeah. That sounds more like something your gay lover would complain about. Although if you are "that guy", I can see why your wife might complain. She probably gets enough of that sort of behavior from the chicks she hangs out with.

[cstone]

I was a little worried at the beginning with this one:

Throwing a fit when things don't go his way.

I have been known to be a bit heated when stupid happens and I am short on time. Other than that, I am pretty close to the polar opposite of just about the entire list.

[Monky]

Pretty sure I can put check marks on all of those... Oh this wasn't about women we've dated?


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[Ronin13]

Pretty sure I can put check marks on all of those... Oh this wasn't about women we've dated?

Sounds like you need to start dating redneck girls!

Seriously, like others have said, this list sounds like how to tell if a man is metro and/or gay... What kind of man is afraid to get dirty? Damn, now I can't find it... I saw a picture yesterday of a jeep going through a mud pit and it said "You paid money to get a mud bath at a spa? How cute." And any man that doesn't camp, I don't even wanna know. I mean, who doesn't like camping!?

[tmleadr03]

Only time I pout when I don't get what I want is when it has to do with the bedroom.

[Boadie30]

Some of these she wishes I would do;

• Throwing a fit when things don't go his way. Even though I do care about things she probably might like if I showed I do..
• Wanting his partner to pick up his phone calls within a certain number of rings and demanding an immediate reply to his text message or email. 
I do not call text with out a purpose..
• Needing to be told "I love you" several times a day. 
Rarely do we do this at all.
• Showing up to places fashionably late.
 I really do not even know what this means.
• Monopolizing the bathroom. Shower 2 min... teeth 1 min... usually another shower 2 min... teeth 1 min.. Constantly asked how I could be clean enough..
• Changing his outfit several times a day and 
refusing to wear clothes that aren't designer brands. Always compains I wear the same thing everyday..
• 
Worrying about how he looks, constantly gazing at himself in the mirror, and primping for long periods of time. See Monopolizing the bathroom
• Avoiding activities that make him sweaty or dirty. I am always dirth but dont ever really sweat.
• 
Shunning public transportation and refusing to walk anywhere. Take the dam bus every day to work because truck has been stolen twice..
• Styling his hair before leaving the house. I have a 1/4" of hair on top
• 
Needing a certain amount of kisses (that includes on the end of a text message or email). Yeah right, Whatever
• 
Insisting upon living in a spotless home. 
I like the house clean, however I do half
• Only eating at fancy restaurants, drinking fine wine, or staying in 4-or 5-star hotels. 
I hate nasty hotels, drink beer, only require some type of animal on a plate
• Refusing to do outdoor activities such as camping. All I think about
• Drinking only bottled water. I only drink beer, milk
• Asking for a present at least once a week. 
I have never asked for a gift, they do not know how to shop for the shit I want
• Pouting. Pouting subtracts time drinking beer