It looked like a pro-Rockies parade from my window, but on the street it's a bunch of cleaning staff demanding $15/hr. One lady was very upset when I wouldn't take her pamphlet. Said I wasn't supporting hardworking Americans.

I'm very messy. I support the hell out of janitors

If you're a janitor, I genuinely appreciate the work you do. But you're not getting anywhere near an increase in pay if the trash ain't empty tomorrow.