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  1. 06-07-2013, 16:37 #1
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    Default MAN VS FOOD: BAM BU FRIED RICE CHALLENGE!!!!

    Yesterday at 1900 hour, the self proclaimed 8 pound burrito eating electroman SPARKY challenged Mr 'I can only hit my target from 1000 yard or beyond' ISLANDERMYK to Bam Bu Fried Rice Eating Contest! The challenge is to finish roughly 8lbs worth of chicken & beef fried rice within an hour. Winner will have the bragging right and free food, loser will have his picture posted in the women bathroom and get to pay the $35 for the bowl.

    The challenge was accepted and these two went at it at high noon today!!!

    Well I ll let these pictures speak for themselves...

    WTF?!



    DAFU YOU GOT ME INTO, SPARKY!!!





    As comparison.. the left one is the normal size!



    BUT THESE TWO ARE FAR FROM BEING NORMAL!!!!
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    DEAR LORD! An hour and half later, Mike was responding in Tagalog - delirious and calling for his mommy. Sparky, well, sparks no more.






    It was funny as heck... DR FWD was there cheering everyone hoping for some leftover!!!






    At the end, we call it a draw... I think both Mike and Neal got about 1/3 done. Neal was last seen crawling to his car mumbling about f*4k1ng fly lice. Mike, however, found out he has a superpower... as he's stuffing his mouth, his beard grew thicker and thicker... WATCH OUT ROGAINE!




    Ha.. I win, I walked away with 70 bucks from these two.
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  2. 06-07-2013, 16:41 #2
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    Wish I could have made it... Next time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kwando View Post
    Wish I could have made it... Next time!
    Whatever dude.. who eat lunch before 11am!
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    That's nuts! Is this a challenge you guys made or something really offered there? Btw how is the food?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jmetz View Post
    That's nuts! Is this a challenge you guys made or something really offered there? Btw how is the food?
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    Well done. I can put away some food but I know I can't put away 8 lbs of fried rice.
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    Mike eats like a little girl.. seriously.. memorial day he had two ribs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    Mike eats like a little girl.. seriously.. memorial day he had two ribs.
    2!! MEOW..................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    Mike eats like a little girl.. seriously.. memorial day he had two ribs.
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    2!! MEOW..................

    So I was trying to watch out for my gurly figure... this completely ruined it... *Hello belly and thighs
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    Quote Originally Posted by islandermyk View Post
    So I was trying to watch out for my gurly figure... this completely ruined it... *Hello belly and thighs
    Take a colonic and get back in there champ
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