"This is Merica, why don't learn english?"

[spyder]

So, this is what happened to me at the store earlier today... I was in the check out line at Safeway, and this little Mexican child starts speaking Spanish to me... I don't understand him at all. This old lady turns to me and says: "It's ok, he didn't say anything bad, maybe one day you should learn Spanish, and then she turned around". I was stunned at first, and was trying to come up with something better than "go back across the border" or something, but before I could come up with anything, this old guy behind me stepped out from behind and told her: "Your in (and I swear he said it) Merica! Why don't you learn you kids some damn English so he can communicate!" I had to have had a giant ass grin on my face at that point, anyway, I turned around, told the guy thanks, and checked out. It was great.

[ChunkyMonkey]

Jim tells me that each time I talk to him.

[Gman]

Classic! It's the melting pot. You blend into our society, not the other way around.

[MrPrena]

So, this is what happened to me at the store earlier today... I was in the check out line at Safeway, and this little Mexican child starts speaking Spanish to me... I don't understand him at all. This old lady turns to me and says: "It's ok, he didn't say anything bad, maybe one day you should learn Spanish, and then she turned around". I was stunned at first, and was trying to come up with something better than "go back across the border" or something, but before I could come up with anything, this old guy behind me stepped out from behind and told her: "Your in (and I swear he said it) Merica! Why don't you learn you kids some damn English so he can communicate!" I had to have had a giant ass grin on my face at that point, anyway, I turned around, told the guy thanks, and checked out. It was great.

?QUE? ?
????QUE????

[crashdown]

Merica... FU$K YEAH!
Good on the old timer for speaking some common sense.

[MrPrena]

I don't speak English, British, nor Northern Irish. I speak American.


English --------------- American

Bonnet --------------- Hood
Carpark --------------Parking lot
colour ----------------Color
Marlborough -------- Marlboro Ultra Light
Minister ------------- Secretary

[kidicarus13]

Football.................Soccer

[Gman]

Boot...............Trunk
Saloon...........Sedan
Estate Car............Station Wagon
Lift.................Elevator
Rubber...........Eraser

[ChunkyMonkey]

Liberal..... Zombie, Sheeple, Tards?

[MrPrena]

Fag-------------------------- Cigarette
Drag/Suck a fag ----------- Smoke a Cigarette