Honest to GOD I really really really don't want to hate my fellow Americans ... I just wanna live my life ... and y'all live your lives ... and you leave me the F alone and I leave you the F alone and the state just leaves us all the F alone and everyone is happy and everyone is free... but by God you effing leftard Democrats just REFUSE to let that happen! WTF is wrong with you people!? Jesus effin' Christ why are you draging us to a civil war that even if you win most of what you love will die? Just smoke your effomg reefer ... engage in sexual congress with your same sex partner and leave us the [f-word] alone!

Sheesh.