T-Shirt Ideas

[generalmeow]

I used to own a screenprinting company, so my friends would always send me funny T-shirt ideas they thought up. I sold all my equipment years ago, but I still get texts from some people with T-shirt ideas. I guess it's kind of an inside joke. But there have been some great one over the years. At the time I could print a t-shirt for $2 basically, but they took a little bit of time so I never really made any of them. It was a job, so I didn't like doing it for fun very much.

I can't remember 99% of them, but my brother texted me a good one yesterday:

Front: Iowa
Back: Because you're two meals away from revolution

If you could print t-shirts, what would you make (in theory)?