So, this is what happened to me at the store earlier today... I was in the check out line at Safeway, and this little Mexican child starts speaking Spanish to me... I don't understand him at all. This old lady turns to me and says: "It's ok, he didn't say anything bad, maybe one day you should learn Spanish, and then she turned around". I was stunned at first, and was trying to come up with something better than "go back across the border" or something, but before I could come up with anything, this old guy behind me stepped out from behind and told her: "Your in (and I swear he said it) Merica! Why don't you learn you kids some damn English so he can communicate!" I had to have had a giant ass grin on my face at that point, anyway, I turned around, told the guy thanks, and checked out. It was great.