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    Default Georgetown Hippie fest final score

    Per a contact in the know in the area, the final score of the Hippie Fest is:

    3 deaths
    14 overdoses
    Over 100 assaults
    3 rapes
    Had to call in extra ambulances to run hippies to Denver all weekend long

    Now a bunch of hippies are calling in death threats to Georgetown dispatch for tazing the high hippie. The guy got hit with 9 cycles and it didn't affect him.
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    I think that is a win! I wish the ambulance drivers were hippies too and didn't want to leave and let the overdoses eat it as well!

    I can only think of all this with a cartman voice going on in the back of my mind
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    Lightweights.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Wall View Post
    Per a contact in the know in the area, the final score of the Hippie Fest is:

    3 deaths
    14 overdoses
    Over 100 assaults
    3 rapes
    Had to call in extra ambulances to run hippies to Denver all weekend long
    Is that all? Damn slackers.....
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    Was this a rainbow family gathering?
    When they had one of these gatherings in Steamboat the county judge went out into the camp to hold court because they knew none of the hippies would show up for their court dates
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bowtie View Post
    Was this a rainbow family gathering?
    When they had one of these gatherings in Steamboat the county judge went out into the camp to hold court because they knew none of the hippies would show up for their court dates
    No, it was called Sonic Bloom
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    Far out, man.

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    The Family Gathering is in northern MT this year.

    Yes, I know these things. We get slammed with the dregs of society about two weeks before the event. The closer it is to CO the worse we get slammed.

    My favorite story was when they were going to hold the gathering on a patch of BLM land. A neighboring rancher told the forward crew the he had the grassing rights to that section and that they were not allowed to set anything up. They didn't listen. The rancher ran about 200 head of cattle through the camp. I only hope this is a true story.
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    Is the Family Gathering the Juggalos?
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    Not quite as bad. It's the Rainbow Family, more or less a moving hippie commune.

    Not generally violent (drug-induced freakouts aside) but usually baked off of their asses with an unfortunate amount of stealing anything that isn't nailed down and sleeping on your couch whether you invited them in or not.

    I'd take the Rainbows over the frakking juggalos any day.

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