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    176 97.24%
  • no

    3 1.66%
  • Only with floaties!

    2 1.10%
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    BADGE BUNNY Monky's Avatar
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    Default Do you know how to swim?

    Simple question.

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    Default Re: Do you know how to swim?

    Quick! Everyone go look in Monky's happy birthday thread!

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    Like a rock...
    When I went through R.I.P. I actualy found out I can learn rather quickly when you have instructors yelling at you to get your head back up.
    Now I can swim rather well,just people look funny at me when I make a floatie out of my pants...
    FHUGETABOUDIT!!!

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    How else did I get here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChunkyMonkey View Post
    How else did I get here?
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    FHUGETABOUDIT!!!

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    Default Re: Do you know how to swim?

    Quote Originally Posted by ChunkyMonkey View Post
    How else did I get here?
    LOL

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    I wouldn't say I'm a swimmer, but I can flail about and create forward motion without drowning. I greatly prefer to be able to touch bottom though. And salt water swimming ain't my thing. I also fear harpoons.
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    Default Do you know how to swim?

    Lifelong swimmer...very proficient.

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    I'm always baffled to find that people can't swim. However, I haven't taught my own kid to swim yet, so I'm kind of a hypocrite.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I'm always baffled to find that people can't swim. However, I haven't taught my own kid to swim yet, so I'm kind of a hypocrite.
    I'm baffled by your bafflement. As I see it the only reason to know how to swim is to keep from drowning. The easiest way to keep from drowning is to not go in the water.
    Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless.

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