Sigh. I am clearly an A-hole

[HoneyBadger]

I dropped a package off at kinkos just now. While I was there I needed to use the bathroom so I went back to it and at this location they have the computer stations set up right outside the doors of the bathroom.

I entered and the door slammed behind me. I did my business and left the bathroom. The door slammed again. I was then adressed by a man sitting right in front of the door.

Him: The closer doesn't work on that door.
Me: Ok.
I start to turn and continue on my way.
Him: I would think you could realize that and ease the door shut when you came out, but I guess you just don't care.
He got progressively louder as I continued to walk away.
Me: Nope, but thanks for the heads up.

At this point I see in the window reflections that he is on his feet and following me out of the store. I keep my back to him and walk to my car. I am getting into the car when he walks out of the store about 100 ft behind me yelling.

Him: I have kicked guys asses bigger then you there was no need to be an asshole!

(Side note, those of you whom have met me know that I am NOT a big guy. To brag you have kicked someones ass who is bigger then me is NOT, let me say again NOT a big deal. Nor does it impress me.)

While he continues yelling I am untucking my shirt to free up the pistol I am carrying. I hit the lock on the doors and fire up the car. I had forgotten I was in the businesses car, which means my business name and number is all over the rear window. As I drive away I see him working on his cell phone.

I think my boss is going to get a call about my attitude tomorrow.

Sigh. I am such an asshole.

lol what a dick! You should have called him on it: "you really want to fight me because I let the door slam?" And if he said yes, then pull your shirt up over the handle of your ccw and then say "you sure about that?" and watch him piss himself while he runs away crying.

Of course I wouldn't really advise doing that, but it seemed funny in my head.

That dude deserves to be punched in the cock garage for that shit. People are such dicks.

Ps I hope you don't get written up

Yeah, I hope your boss laughs if you have to tell him the story.