Sigh. I am clearly an A-hole

[tmleadr03]

If he calls, have fun with it. Play "The Boss" and tell him that that f-ing slacker is done as soon as he gets back from lunch, despite his pregnant wife and 4 kids. This is the straw that broke the camel's back, etcetera... Make him feel like a total douche (which he is), right up to the point that he's begging you not to have yourself executed...

I told the wife I was going to pretend to beat my employee over this. She said that was taking it too far.

[UncleDave]

I told the wife I was going to pretend to beat my employee over this. She said that was taking it too far.

Is that what you are calling it now?