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    9 WORDS WOMEN USE


    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
    hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
    five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
    and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
    arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
    nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
    can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
    say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
    unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
    thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring
    on a "whatever").

    (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying up yours!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
    meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
    times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
    asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.



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    true!

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    If I had a nickel for every time I've heard all of those words - in the exact context listed here.
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