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    Default Almost went to hell yesterday...

    So the wife and I were exiting the liquor store, I had my 30 pack, and she had her wine.

    As soon as we got outside, our priest from our church was getting out of his car he was wearing
    his black robe and collar; I told the wife, "we're going to hell honey", father said, "Hello Patrick", I said "hello Father"
    as he was looking at our liquor purchase. I ASSUMED he was going into the subway or maybe
    King Soopers.....as I was loading up my trunk, I watched as he went straight into the
    liquor store!!! The wife said, "maybe he's just getting a soda?" We sat there and he came out carrying a case
    of Budweiser..... we laughed our ass off!!


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    Did you see his "partner" in the car, Or was he parked round back ?
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    Maybe it was "for the kids".

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    And here I expected you to say you got kidnapped and they took you towards boulder.

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    I didn't see anyone else in the car, but sounded like someone was inside the trunk...

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    Maybe his interpretation of "Holy Water" is a little more hip then most.........
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    The best Catholic Priest I ever knew loved his Irish Whiskey!

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    Seems alright to me. I have always considered beer to be in the category I call "God's food". He wants us to be happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSull View Post
    The best Catholic Priest I ever knew loved his Irish Whiskey!
    Oh Snap!
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    Jesus juice.
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