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  1. 07-07-2013, 08:28 #1
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    http://www.denverpost.com/breakingne...-bomb-scare-at


    A 30-year-old man with a backpack filled with sex toys and lubricants caused a bomb scare at an Aurora Wal-Mart Wednesday.
    "There was no bomb, only sex toys."
    The bomb squad was called to the parking lot of the Wal-Mart at 3301 N. Tower Road around 6:15 p.m. after a man wearing a backpack acted suspicious when the woman he was with was caught shoplifting, said Cassidee Carlson, Aurora police spokeswoman.
    "Police contacted him in the parking lot after security looked in the backpack and saw some liquids and piping," she said.


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    New meaning to a pipe bomb!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 02ducky View Post
    New meaning to a pipe bomb!
    and "Range Bag"...
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    Wow, that guy will be the Butt of the jokes for the rest of his natural life. Although it sounds like the guy had "Warrants", and then there is the shoplifting partner. Overall karma I would say caught up with him, probably deserve all of it and future heat.

    Why would you have sex toys in a backpack then go walking around with it?
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    ....can I just get my backpack returned please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully View Post
    Why would you that in a backpack walking around with it?
    Probably just in case he got tossed in the clink, then cell mate Bubba could be more gentle on/with him.
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    Can you imagine getting your personal property back? They inventory all of your belongings and go through each item when they return it to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEAMRICO View Post
    ....can I just get my backpack returned please?
    Your backpack? Dude, I told you to leave it in the car while I went to shoplift some cheese it's. now we're out cheese it's and dildos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDee View Post
    Can you imagine getting your personal property back? They inventory all of your belongings and go through each item when they return it to you.

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