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    Rebuilt from Salvage TFOGGER's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDee View Post
    Can you imagine getting your personal property back? They inventory all of your belongings and go through each item when they return it to you.

    1 16" Black Dong
    1 Butt plug....
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully View Post
    Wow, that guy will be the Butt of the jokes for the rest of his natural life. Although it sounds like the guy had "Warrants", and then there is the shoplifting partner. Overall karma I would say caught up with him, probably deserve all of it and future heat.

    Why would you have sex toys in a backpack then go walking around with it?
    Because the couple was probably down at the "toy shop" stealing the toys and lube earlier in the same day and decided they needed to round out their day at wally world.

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    I bet the bomb squad officers will be the life of every party and barbecue for the next couple of years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully View Post

    Why would you have sex toys in a backpack then go walking around with it?

    Meth, that is the best reason I can think of. Meth and sex goes together like chicken and waffles.

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