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  1. 07-09-2013, 19:49 #1
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    Angry G-Damn Deer!

    Fucking Deer! God I wish I lived in the country ... if I did I'd be calling y'all over for free venison tonite.

    After an almost two year wait FINALLY the Hostas we planted up front were big and filled out like the ones in the back yard (and a couple about to bloom) but we come back from the gym today and there are two bucks just chomping down ... ate them all down to nubs ... honest to God I had to stop myself from drilling both of them right there with my CCW ... had my shirt up and hand on the grip when the wife said "Don't you dare. The neighbors [libtards] will see you!" (threw a rock at them but that's not as satisfying).

    Doesn't help that water is liquid gold here ... so getting the plants to look good wasn't cheap.

    That's it ... once the sun goes down, I'm pissing all over whats left of the landscaping in the front.

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    Get um during bow season.....



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    pics?
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    Been there, done that, got the shrubs eaten to the ground to prove it.
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    We have them here as well but live in the county. A couple of years ago one or two of them obliterated the garden in one night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinelement View Post
    Get um during bow season.....



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    Land owner tag, problem solved haha!

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    I'll come over and piss on your front yard, too, if you want. You're welcome!
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