Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
Governor: Why are our State Troopers armed with muzzle loaders and black powder revolvers? Shouldn't they have the best equipment to protect ME?

Commandant of the State Patrol: Nobody will sell us current equipment due to the stupid laws you signed, so we make do with what's available. Now every 2 bit street punk has us outgunned, and it's your fault. Get with your cronies in the legislature and fix the laws. By the way, if a bear chases us, I'm tripping you.

Fogger for the win!