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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave View Post
    So the elves are part of NSA? Makes you wonder what they really track when they scan the barcode at the store.
    They're in cahoots with the underpants gnomes...
    Step 1. Steal Underpants
    Step 2. ???
    Step 3. Profit!
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    Maybe Jim's on Ambien and has been calling them every time he sleep walks.


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    The worst part is that the NSA is undermining our freedoms using technology reverse engineered from space aliens!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    Damn, dirty elves.
    YA, GET BACK IN THE TREE AND MAKE ME SOME COOKIES!

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    Now go buy a box with cash and call them. see if Anything pops up. If it does I would seriously consider a disguise!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Now go buy a box with cash and call them. see if Anything pops up. If it does I would seriously consider a disguise!
    Gun owner cash of course
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Now go buy a box with cash and call them. see if Anything pops up. If it does I would seriously consider a disguise!
    All items were paid in cash. The number i gave is my cell. it's NEVER used for purchases. Outside of guns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    So i call a food mfg this morning regarding an issue with their product. To make a short story long.............................................. ... EVERYONE IS worried about the NSA, there's a bigger problem with your cell and land line providers selling info.
    After I give the CSR my ph #, She says............... Your Jim XXX located at XXXX , Windsor CO zip code ! ! !
    I posted this for those who say I don't want a CCW / NFA item because they'll know i own guns. I don't want to .gov to know Blah, Blah, Blah. The days of privacy are long gone. not that anyone is surprised.

    Fuck the .gov, the Kebler elves are listening

    That is all.
    You've never tried to buy anything from me and I already had that information... then again I have quite a bit of free time.

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