I am looking for a job!!!

[mtnhack]

No reply back... maybe someone was picked up in the sex trafficing bust?

[Great-Kazoo]

No reply back... maybe someone was picked up in the sex trafficing bust?

sounds like a pain in the ass

[crays]

I've been looking for someone to mow my lawn. I won't pay you very much but you will be number two in charge right behind me.

Shouldn't that be THIRD in line, behind you Ray?



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[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Planting tulips sounds intriguing?

[Jer]

Planting tulips sounds intriguing?

I wonder if he's qualified to plant tulips on my ass and suck a fart out.

[brutal]

I have been with the same company for 8 years. I currently put in 50+ hours a week.

I am second in command to my owner, who I have recently taken a few moral and human issues with.

I am highly adaptable, hard working and a proud American LOL

Just putting it out there to see if a could potentially help another member.

How can one be second in command and enslaved?

Is American LOL a new ethnic group we should be PC with now?

[Lurch]

How can one be second in command and enslaved?

Is American LOL a new ethnic group we should be PC with now?

He works for his wife?

[crays]

He works for his wife?

Now THAT is some funny chit.


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[davsel]

You're in luck!
Here's one that just arrived in my inbox.
Requires a move, but you could keep us up-to-date on the latest govt surveillance - or become the next Edward Snowden.
If you get the job, I want the commission.

Booz Allen Hamilton has been awarded a contract to provide research and development expertise to the U.S. National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency’s Innovision Future Solutions Program (IFSP). IFSP provides support to perform path-breaking scientific research and transitions innovative concepts and capabilities required to solve the Intelligence Community and Department of Defense’s most complex problems. Additionally, IFSPexplores emerging scientific capabilities and opportunities such as high-performance computing or Big Data, and surveillance, in high-threat environments. (http://www.boozallen.com/media-cente...tific-research)

We are currently identifying candidates for multiple Software Developer openings:

junior, mid and senior levels
Location: Springfield, VA (also St. Louis, MO)
Clearance: TS/SCI

Open Source Web Developer
-3+ years of experience with Web services, Web applications, and JBOSS ESB and application servers
-Experience with Java, SQL, ANT, J2EE, JSP Servlets, MySQL, and Spring Framework
-Knowledge of JIRA and Agile methodologies

Application Developers
-8 years+ Software Application Design and Development
-Java and C++

Cloud Visualization Developer
-8+ years of experience with software engineering
-Experience with HTML5 and OpenGL

Enterprise Software Engineer
-12 years+ application design and development
-Experience in the intelligence community
-Experience with Java, C/C++, python, UNIX and Linux administration and scripting, or Web Service design and integration
-Experience with SOAP and WSDL based, JMS, Active MQ transactions, or OGC Web Feature Service (WFS) transaction
-Experience with User Interface design and coding, Spring Framework, or JSP
-Experience with Ant or Oracle/SQL programming

Ozone Widget Developer
-8+ years of experience with software engineering
-Experience with Ozone Widget development

Web Services Engineer
-8+ years of experience with systems engineering
-Experience in the intelligence community
-Experience with Cloud and Web Services

If you are interested and believe you may be qualified for these or related opportunities, please email your current resume to shell_nicole@ne.bah.com. We also have Software Engineering and Systems Engineering opportunities throughout the DC Metro and Baltimore areas, as well as in additional US locations to include St. Louis. Please be aware that I have your contact information because of a resume previously provided in our system. However, if you are aware of any conflicts of interest (including non-solicitation agreements) regarding employment with Booz Allen, disregard this message. Thank you!

At Booz Allen Hamilton, talented people have an unmatched opportunity to be their absolute best―to do important work, with exceptional colleagues, in a firm dedicated to the spirit of service. Work among people who share commitment to helping clients, enriching our communities, and protecting the environment. With more than 25,000 people worldwide, Booz Allen-with its core values and tradition of service-offers an excellent environment for your aspirations and experience. You’ll find the support and resources you need to keep learning, balance work-life integration, and be recognized for your achievements. Your ideas can take root among a talented team of thought leaders and high achievers—dedicated to excellence, passionate about results, and committed to impact and growth. There’s room to develop at Booz Allen where action leads to impact and impact leads to growth.

We are proud of our diverse environment, EOE, M/F/D/V. Applicants selected will be subject to a security investigation and may need to meet eligibility requirements for access to classified information.


Nicole Shell | Booz Allen Hamilton | Technology and Security Recruiting | shell_nicole@ne.bah.com

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[Great-Kazoo]

Since he has not replied, i would say he is in HR.